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LAKE MOSHAWQUIT RULES:  https://moshawquitlakeassociationnk.org/lake-rules/

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THE PATRICK CASEY

COTTAGE EXTRAVAGANZA

2024: YEAR 20

WHEN OLD HERE WE’RE YOUNG
((still) GRANNY AND PAW
PLEASE SELL US THE COTTAGE) EDITION
July 26-28, 2024


MORE SWEET PICS:


[🚨 ALERT 🚨] Wasp report received:

UPDATE 5 [07/27/2024]: some sweet pics.


UPDATE 4 [7:56 p.m. - 07/26/2024]:

Bags games results:

Tim and Patrick 3-0

Jassel* and Ari: 0-3

*0-4 all time at the cottage (lol).

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*SOMEBODY* ACCIDENTALLY TOLD MORE THAN ONE PIZZA TO BRING PIZZA, APPARENTLY. Counter: 7 eaten. 13 in stock.


UPDATE 3: OH SHIT OH FUCK. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE A WASP REPORTING SYSTEM. SPENCER BEWARE [10:55 a.m. - 07/26/2024]:


UPDATE 2: WE LIVE. WE OUT HERE. [10:30 a.m. - 07/26/2024]:


This season of  the wasp, undefeated Team DL and FTDG is nearly upon us. Prepare yourself for the 20th anniversary  of this  uncouth tradition many have come to know as a lifelong culture. Right, not a cult. CultURE. The “ure” is key. Like “ure” not gonna regret joining this weekend cult. It’s just good clean cottage living. No need to investigate the culture. We’re doing normal cottage things. Find a new slant. In summary, this not cult reconvenes soon. I look forward  to conducting standard conversations and non-rituals with you all.

 

UPDATE 1: INCOMING JULY 26, 2024. (OR SOONER??? 🤯 Timestamped: some time on July 25, 2024.)


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PATRICK CASEY'S COTTAGE EXTRAVAGANZA 2023 - YEAR 19 - HERE WE WERE YOUNG (/GRANNY AND PAW PLEASE SELL US THE COTTAGE) EDITION

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UPDATE - 07/28/2023 - 5:45 p.m.

Bags results:

Joey and Patrick (1-0)

DEFEATED

Jassel and Kaden (0-1)

[Witness: Ari (professional model, pictured below).]

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2022:

UPDATE 14: TEAM DICK LIPS 10-0 PONG CHAMPIONS.
UPDATE 13: AFTERNOON HAPPENINGS AND GOINGS-ON.

UPDATE 12: INVALID STATEMENT HAS BEEN FILED ACCORDINGLY.

UPDATE 11: WE'RE BACK. CROQUET. A NAP WAS TAKEN.

UPDATE 10: ALL HAVE RETIRED AS OF 1:57 A.M., TO RESUME PROCEEDINGS FOLLOWING PERIOD OF SLUMBER.

UPDATE 9: YOUR COMPLAINT HAS BEEN FILED WITH THE APPROPRIATE DEPARTMENT(S). THANK YOU.

UPDATE 8: 2022 Desmond Mason Comparative Census

UPDATE 7: LOOKING GOOD AS EVER.

UPDATE 6: SPENCER IS 31. DESMOND MASON IS 6'5". SPENCER IS ICY. WE'RE GLIDDEN ALL OVER EACH OTHER.

UPDATE 5: SURPRISE COMING TONIGHT--BRAD AND CANDACE.

UPDATE 4: JIM  AND ALYSSA COMETH.

UPDATE 3: THIS MAN MAY HAVE BEEN MURDERED BY WASPS. MAN 2 IS HAVING A MILK CRISIS. WEEKEND IN JEOPARDY (oh btw there was a bear sighting recently).

UPDATE 2: THESE WASPS ARE COMMITTING WAR CRIMES AGAINST ALL SPENCERS.

UPDATE 1: WE GOT WASPS, PER SPENCER. EVERYBODY PANIC.

Enjoy your stay, be it for a weekend or for your future indefinitely.

Or don't if, you'd rather not.

You do you, you know?

Peace be the journey(...through the Friday and Sunday highway traffic).

No-wake time period:

Sunday through Saturday - 7 p.m. to 10 a.m.* - 

*I think that's accurate(--I'm sorry

for any errors--this is not

an official website or otherwise

affiliated with Lake Moshawquit).







Go Bucks.










🦌 🏀 😱

Ree.

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